“Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.”

Anonymous

I get frequently asked what I think the future of the drink industry will be after the alcohol ban and lockdown.

I’ve always been hesitant to answer the question… I’m not one to pretend to be some sort of futurist – the same way I’m not pretending to be some official who didn’t intend to sack a hospital chief after questioning VIP testing… but I can use some history to make a few assumptions.

Mind you, they’re assumptions, not guesses that I’m trying (or blindly forcing to suit my needs, or the needs of a head of a nation I’m trolling for) to pass off as facts.